MJ, Stop Sleeping With Little Boys

Michael, oh, Michael.

You pulled an OJ on those unsuspecting jurors. But, really muthafucker, you should be sitting in jail. I don't care how lame or money hungry the defendant's family is/was. Stop sleeping with little boys...in your bed..naked...with Jesus Juice. Give me a fucking break.

You honestly need help. Next time, your money won't be able to buy you out because someone's probably going to come and shoot your muthafucking ass for sleeping with his son. Idiot. Go take a long walk off a tall cliff you waste of oxygen.

I'm Ya Mutha

I told a friend that she should start a blog and she told me she already has one. It's anonymous. She broke the first rule of blogging and told me where to find it.

I now know that my clean cut friend pops pills to help her study late for her advanced degree. I did not want to know that. Ignorance is fuckin' bliss.

Peace out muthafuckers.