MJ, Stop Sleeping With Little Boys

Michael, oh, Michael.

You pulled an OJ on those unsuspecting jurors. But, really muthafucker, you should be sitting in jail. I don't care how lame or money hungry the defendant's family is/was. Stop sleeping with little boys...in your bed..naked...with Jesus Juice. Give me a fucking break.

You honestly need help. Next time, your money won't be able to buy you out because someone's probably going to come and shoot your muthafucking ass for sleeping with his son. Idiot. Go take a long walk off a tall cliff you waste of oxygen.